The difference between the North and the South - at last, clearly explained...!!!
The North has Bloomingdale's, the South has Dollar General.
The North has Coffee Houses, the South has Waffle Houses.
The North has dating services, the South has family reunions .
The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails.
The North has double last names; the South has double first names.
The North has Mount Rushmore: the South has Stone Mountain
The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races.
The North has Eclairs; the South has Moon Pies.
The North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits.
The North has green salads, the South has collard greens.
The North has lobsters, the South has crawfish.
The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt.
The North has laptop computers; in the South a laptop is where the cat sits.
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