Thursday, February 19, 2009

Thursday Thirteen...Advantages of Pets


TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college
(11) don't play loud music late at night
(12)are always glad to see you and
(13)if they get pregnant, you can sell their children .

16 comments:

Gattina said...

Hahaha ! very true cats even come immediately if with calling you also shake a food bowl !
I had 13 reasons not to get up today !

Brenda ND said...

What a good idea for a post. I love having my cats. Happy TT!

Adelle said...

LOL Love the last one! Fun list. Happy T13!

Melli said...

Wellllll... you musta got the dumb ones! Freedom speaks very clearly! She says ME-OUT! But Kitty sorta mutters and murmers... but he MAKES loud music at night! LOL! Other than that... tis all true!

Janet said...

hmmm...interesting :-)

Carmen said...

Ha! I like the "fur"niture thing. I'll have to start using that one!

Karen said...

I am 100% with you on this. Animals rule the roost.

Jane said...

I love this list! My animals are my babies!!!

Baba's Blog .. Babies Are Special said...

Wow.. how true are all of your statements...our pets rule our lives and show their love back to us unconditionally..hugs, Baba

Amber Star said...

Yes...however, right now we have six cans of cat food open in the fridge in case she would like to have a taste of one or the other. Of course she is sick right now, so it is ok. :)

PEA said...

Makes one want to trade in the kids and relatives doesn't it! LOL That was too funny:-) xoxo

NitneeLion said...

I feel the same way about my two dogs ... they are sometims better than most of the people I know.

My expressions LIVE said...

Well Said!

craziequeen said...

I like this - very true. I adore my cats :-D
Coincidentally, I have posted a William post on my blog :-)

I read down to see the Oz the Cupid pictures - what wonderful pictures! :-) And what marvellous ammo for when he starts to bring home girls in - oh - about 16yrs! :-)

cq

Mar said...

LOL, what fun!!

Dr.John said...

I would never complain about your pets.

 
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