Friday, March 14, 2008

Friday Funny....in case you didn't know


EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer
is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around

A Remote Control
is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

6 comments:

Flip Flop Floozie said...

wow! I am first!! How can that be? I loved this...I have seen it before. i was just thinking since Mr. Wonderful has always loved working on Copiers...Hm!! What does that say!?? Does he know that they are female? At work now..going to work out soon to get warm. smile
Sandy

Melli said...

Well... unlike Floozie, I had NEVER seen this before --- but I KNEW a remote HAD to be female - just cuz men LOVE'M sooooooo much!!! hehehe...

Hope you guys are having fun AND making good progress! You are ALL prayed up!

Baba's Blog .. Babies Are Special said...

I love your list ...If men don't know the right buttons to push , just let a woman show them and it works fine every time....Hugs, Baba

Susan said...

Now that absolutely cracked me up!Since I'm reading it on a Sunday, I guess it's the Sunday Funnies, now!

How are you doing? Do send an email update soon if you don't want to do it here on your blog.

You're in my prayers, dear friend.

Love ya!

:-) Susan

Carmen said...

Just what I needed on a Monday morning. ha ha!

Long time no blog. Hope you're well.

Wolfie said...

Haha..its so funny..thanks for sharing..

 
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