Monday, January 22, 2007

New Lyric for Old Boomers!

It was fun being a baby boomer....until now.
Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the Baby Boomers.

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To

9 comments:

Unknown said...

Daisy - I got a good laugh out of these.

Viamarie said...

Such a hilarious list. Thanks for the laugh.

Happy Tuesday!

Unknown said...

HA! I LOVE IT! Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

Ramblins of a middle-aged goddess said...

GREAT now they are taking our great songs that we always loved and making US feel horrible!! WONDERFUL!! NO, really I laughed at all of these!! I don't feel this old..How about you now Grandma!!??? Sandy

Melli said...

Oh! *GASP* ROFL! I am laughing SO hard I have tears streaming! DAISY! Oh, my belly! Thanks sooooooooo much for this early morning workout! If I could laugh like this all the time I'd be skinny in NO time! LMBO!

mompoet said...

Thank you for cheering me up, Daisy! This is just what I needed. I hope you don't mind, I linked you. I want more people to read this and feel happy.
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Carmen said...

funny stuff. :)

Congrats on the new grandbaby, since I missed it.

Muhd Imran said...

Coming from Mompoet, your post is hilarious! A good laugh. Thanks!

Joshua said...

Bwahahahahah, Love it! A nice lady, Pearl, linked me to this :)

 
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