My Sister sent this to me in an email. You may have read these before but I thought they were funny . Check out your state.
Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##!
Motto Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State
Texas
Se Hablo Ingles
Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Ay, Yep
Virginia
The Hams we don't cure we send to D.C.
Washington
We have more rain.. than you do..
West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming
Where Men Are Men...
And The Sheep Are Nervous
Sunday, April 30, 2006
New State Mottos
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16 comments:
ROFL....what a fun way to start my day!! :D
Someone finally knows NOT TO pronounce the s in Illinois!!!
Having been born and raised in Illinois, you just don't know how many times I have said that same statement!! Matter of fact, I had to give a grammer lesson to one of Big D's little cousin's who kept pronouncing the "s" last weekend!! She quickly caught on! ;o)
And the Texas one...too funny! LOL
Love this list!
*hugs*
Bummer - no UK.......
Mind you, we use the same motto as Wyoming for Wales [chuckle] - and Australia.....
Preparations are in hand for the BlogOlympics tomorrow..... :-)
cq
LOL!!
An oldie but a goodie!!
xo
LBC
Phew! that was a handful.
Daisy - This was a fun primer on the states. You are always so entertaining!
it really does drive people from illinois nuts if you say the "s";)
(Loud applause)
This was really great.
Mississippi is sooooooo true.
Virginia's is too.
LOL! This list is fantastic!
Out of all the states that I've lived in or visited those are true...except for CO. I've been skiing 3 times in my life and trust me the world is a safer place with me far away from the slopes.
We have a bunch of other extreem sports here too, but I don't do those either.
I'm not sure what a good replacement moto would be. I don't think that we (as a state) really have our own opinion.
They sure got VA right! Love the list.
You know.. the potatoes... hubby said they were different- but I honestly have no idea how he knows. Everyone here knows. It's just a potato... HOWEVER! They are in my garden, LOL! Which I thinkis cool.
So clever! You keep finding the cutest things to post.
i've seen the email before and it's great! what a fun and interactive thing to post on your blog too!
the one about ohio... i bet a lot of people don't get it...
LOL! I loved these! And I'm all over the one about Ohio. So many people dislike Michigan here it's not even funny. Thanks for the laugh!
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