New Songs for Aging Boomers

I got this email from my sister and it really made me laugh. I decided to print it because you never know when one of these will really be a song on the radio.
Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

Daisy

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday . They include: Bobby Darin ---Splish,Splash,I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker Ringo Starr ---I Get By With A Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees -- -How Can You Mend A Broken Hip? Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now. Paul Simon---Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom Procol Harem---A Whiter Shade Of Hair Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations ---Papa's Got A Kidney Stone Abba---You are the Denture Queen Tony Orlando ---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore And Last but NOT least... Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again

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