I don't......cause

I got this as an email and couldn't resist posting it.

I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
(I am compassionate)

I don't wax floors because....
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and poor)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
(I am imaginative)

I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature
to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders.
(I am kind)

I don't Spring Clean because....
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
(I am fair minded)

I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
(I am courteous)

I don't put things away because...
My family will never be able to find them again.
(I am considerate)

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
(I am thoughtful)

I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
(I am trusting)

I don't stress much on anything because...
"A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!
(I am winning this battle!)

*Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light*