Monday, March 19, 2007

Tuesday Tidbit



FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:




5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this
might happen. "


4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap
they raved about in the time management
course I took. "

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the
Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time. "

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming
out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close? "

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to
say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...


1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in
Jesus' name, Amen. "

9 comments:

Carmen said...

My dad always says he's "resting his eyes" to avoid computer strain. ha ha.

Melli said...

Darn... if only I HAD a desk! I've never yet fallen asleep on stepper ... BUT... I'm gonna remember these! well... i'm gonna try real hard not to forget them... before i get back to my blog... WHAT? oh yea... In Jesus name! Amen!!!

Unknown said...

These are great...especially the last one. There were days I felt I could have fallen asleep at my desk, but never did.

Blessings to you Daisy!

MaR said...

He, he, great tips, Lazy Daisy

Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL too funny!

Susan said...

Very funny!!! I might have to take this to work...these days, I'm getting TIRED waiting for Spring Break.

:-) Susan

Beverly said...

Those are So funny. I love the last one.

Jennifer said...

Those were ALL funny!! You find some of the cutest things!! I love coming here...I always leave with a smile...Love you! :)

Unknown said...

Boy, that's great advice. I heard on the news not too long ago that some businesses are encouraging their employees to take power naps!! Times are changing.

 
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